imvu

1. (imvu) (1600↑, 97↓)

The increasingly irritating advert to the right.

I developed a tick under my left eye thanks to that IMVU advert.

Author: Pingoir http://imvu.urbanup.com/2465715

2. (IMVU) (711↑, 245↓)

A instant messaging site that lets you virtually interact with friends and so on. Its kind of like myspace. only without the badly taken pictures, boring teenagers, stalkers, etc. You can buy virtual clothes and other various items such as scenes, pets, hair, shoes, furniture, etc. It even allows you to buy your friends gifts. Awww. how generous of you, you worthless computer addicted bastard. HAHAHA. Go back down to that creepy dark hellhole of a basement where you came from.

-My avatar looks like hot shit. Could you buy me some clothes? -Of course I can. Let me just reach into my virtual pocket, pull out my virtual wallet, and hand you this virtual money. -Awwwwwww. Thank you so much. I love IMVU

Author: Alexboy http://imvu.urbanup.com/2205043

3. (imvu) (352↑, 68↓)

A 3D chat programme where you make a avatar. Alright for a laugh because its full of dimwits who think its real.

Dimwit: If you was my girl would you live here with me? (talking about an imvu 3d back ground) Normal person: Erm, no. Dimwit: Why?\! Normal person: Cause erm I cant live inside a computer...

Author: Gemma1985 http://imvu.urbanup.com/2603523

4. (imvu) (279↑, 125↓)

possibly one of the gayest chat systems ever created. it lags the shit out of ur internet so that people cannot physically use it for anything purposful. u can buy credits to buy clothes, which is pointless cus u could just go out and buy some clothes in real life and chat to people then\!

hotbabe123: hey there hun Normal Person: get the fuck off imvu and buy some proper clothes

Author: Ollie "Cookie" Roberts http://imvu.urbanup.com/1879214

5. (IMVU) (208↑, 55↓)

Noun; An online 3-d chat in which you create your own 3-d avitar to chat with other people online. This would be a fun thing to have if it weren't for the fact that 79% of the people on there with female avitars were actually male in the real world.

1 Guy: Hey, my name's bob. Hottybabe43: Hiii, i'm Jasmine. Guy: Mind if i get a picture of you Jasmine? Hottybabe43: Sry, my webcam is broken. Guy: digital camera? Hottybabe43: Sry, my computer is really messing up and nothing for pictures work. 2 Guy 1: So i was on imvu last night and i met this really hot chick. Guy 2: So you got a picute? Guy 1: No, but her avi was hot Guy 2: Dude, you were flirting with a guy, you freaking homo.

Author: BoredNHigh http://imvu.urbanup.com/3603764

6. (IMVU) (132↑, 30↓)

A 3d chat program that should only be used by people with fast internet and a good processor. Users can interact with one another virtually with everything from hugs and kisses to pokes in the eye. Users can also buy virtual clothes and rooms/houses for their avatars (avi for short). While the credits to buy clothes are for sale, most users find it easy to survive without actually having to buy anything via Free Spin, Browsing the New Products Page, Inviting Friends, and joining MetaRL. It's a fun 3d chat program, but also quite hilarious/annoying with the people that take it too realistically, and those credit whores.

Imvu guy: Hey baby? You single? Me: *cringes in real life* Yes.... Imvu guy: You wanna go out? Me: No. Imvu guy: Why not? Me: Because you live in Australia and I live in Ohio? Imvu guy: Come lay in the bed with me, sexy. Me: I'm gonna go now. *Clicks x* Person: How long you been on IMVU? Me: Couple years. Person: Oh, I've only been on here a month. I want some new shows. I only need 10 more credits to get them. Me: Cool. Person: Yea. Onlllyyy need 10 more credits to get them. Me: Yea, I get that. Person: Just 10. Me: Yea....I...know? Person: I wish someone would give me 10 credits. Me: Don't we all wish someone would give us 10 credits? Person: Why won't you give me some damn credits\!? Me: WHAT THE HELL\! *virtually punches in the gut and leaves* Person: Hi, my name's John. me: Nice avi. Person: Thanks. Where ya from? me: USA. Person: UK for me. --Normal conversation w/o relationship invidtes and credit whoring follows-

Author: Alexesc http://imvu.urbanup.com/3507451

7. (IMVU) (117↑, 58↓)

To get cheated, "indian giver" to have something taken back after you have bought it or it has been given to you. Due to IMVU`s constantly changing terms of service tens of thousands of virtual items that users have bought are being rerated as not suitable to be used on IMVU, and are being deleted from user accounts.

yo, you said you were going to sell me your ipod now you say you changed your mind and you want it back? Don`t IMVU me like this dude\! Your brother took back those shoes he gave you? Man, he IMVU`ed you BAD\!

Author: NBForrest http://imvu.urbanup.com/2791491

8. (IMVU) (66↑, 11↓)

A crazy 3D aim-like program full of many people and things. You can buy clothes, accessories, hairstyles, makeup, pets, furniture, rooms, etc. However this often leads to the development of credit whores and losers without lives that believe the game to be real. Half the people on it dress half-naked and bring u to some "sexy" bedroom or stand there acting stupid. While it can be fun, watch out for the shut-ins with no lives and the "

Imvu guy: hey sexy? (changes background to beach) Imvu girl: (changes into bikini) sure Guy: wanna go out? Girl: kay Five minutes and an "x" out of the orevious chat later... Previous guy: Hey sexy wanna go out? BustyBabe99: okay YolandaM: hey wats up? Rifraf: howdy\! woah pam grier\! YolandaM: wat? Rifraf: oh shed be way efore your time YolandaM: how old r u? Rifraf: fiddy YolandaM: wait brb YolandaM has left. Telilly5: (dressed in busty corset, miniskirt, red eye makeup, and knee high boots) Hey. RuthFo3333: SLLLLUUUUTTT\!\!\! (suckerpunches and leaves) Telilly5: :'( Candy04: Hey there wats going on? JennG: YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND\! Candy04: Dude. Do I really have to get into this? JennG: we were gonna get married.... *virual tear* Candy04, do you wish you to exit? SarahGirlzz: So wat do u like to do? BennytheBabe: Basketball actually. In fact theres this awesome Lakers tee that costs 600 credits. I only need 56 more to get it. SarahGirlzz: Oh bugger thats too bad. You're clothes right now look awesome tho. BennytheBabe: Yeah but the shirt. 56 credits. SarahGirlzz: Yeah.. you dont need it. BennytheBabe: Can I borrow 56 credits? SarahGirlzz has left. Goddess6: Hey wats up? HannahMontana7: Its my birthday\! Goddess6: Happy Birthday\! HannahMontana7: The stuff on my wishlist are pretty cheap. Just throwing that out there. Wink wink nudge nudge Goddess6: Sorry I dont have any credits HannahMontana7 has left.

Author: \imvuyour name here\imvu http://imvu.urbanup.com/3602932

9. (IMVU) (33↑, 5↓)

A 3D avatar software which works like an IM but is not exactly a game, and where you can't walk. They bill your (real or virtual) money for everything: virtual currency, changing your body and face shape and height, name ownership, name change, age verification, adult content, being able to block random attacks and submitting new products. They call themselves "The world's greatest 3D chat". The requirements for that, however, are far from adequate. You might find some very few intelligent people among it's users, but you can be sure that they either stop using the client software or leave the site overall.

Typical IMVU public room chat log: Guest_demouserxx1: gimme credz for my name plz im poor DemouserxxII: Speak english, and names can't be bought with credits anyway. Buy your own. *Guest_demouserxx1 does random attack.* DemouserxxII: Oooooo virtual bruises. Nice robbery, now I'm hurt - not. I'm outta here. "DemouserxxII has left the chat." "Guest_demouserxx3 has joined the chat" Guest_demouserxx1: im so BOARD Guest_demouserxx3: shuddup *Ten minutes of silence as everybody sit and then leave.*

Author: Anna of the Web II http://imvu.urbanup.com/4081531

10. (imvu) (37↑, 9↓)

the advertisement on the left side of the screen, the middle of the screen, and the bottom of the screen.

Person: Look\! that adverstisement of imvu says i can live the life i always dreamed of\! cool\! Person 2: Let's join today\! Person 3: hey\! now it says to kiss the 20 remaining hotties within 1 minute. Awesome\!

Author: monster_by_mistake_achoo\! http://imvu.urbanup.com/3755452

11. (Imvu) (35↑, 9↓)

A 3-d victual instant messaging program when you can make an avatar and dress it anyway you like, get back grounds, etc. you have to pay for everything with credits that you usually have to purchase with real money. usualy filled with people who think they are better than you just because they dont have "Guest" before their name or cuz they call everyone and everything a noob. The people who call everything and everyone a noob usually have a bunch of friends on imvu because they dont have any in real life and dont have a life so they spend every min of it online on imvu, they also tend to believe it is reality. they also tend to try and gang up on other ppl and act like internet tough-guys when in reality they are picked on at school.

XxCutiebabe45xX: Hey you guys, did you hear sexycandychick99 got pregnant? XxHotgirlxX: omg? really who did that to her? XxCutiebabe45xX: it was Hotboy67..they were together last night and had really hot cyber sex..he also had an affair with sexychik34..now they are all fighting XxHotgirlxX: omg no way\! *other 7 people in room are talking about the subject* *someone joins* everbody in room: haha it's a noob, look at the noob hhahaha..the noob still has a "Guest" name.noob is so retarded *keeps talking about "pregnant" chick* Guest_Normalperson (a.k.a the noob): WTF is wrong with you people? I'm not gonna take any shit from shut ins who dont have a life out of imvu..you know this isnt reality right?" *everyone else in room bitches about Guest_Normalperson and finally kicks him/her out* *everyone keeps talking about "pregnant scandal"*

Author: Ilikecats99 http://imvu.urbanup.com/4460846

12. (IMVU) (51↑, 24↓)

A vast open space for little 9- 99 year old whores to run and play. You are able to dress up and maybe if you're lucky, you might virtually get some, don't forget to pay real money for virtual money. ;)

Bangmehardgirl: hey boy, i'll have sex with u if u buy me something from my wish IMVU list. normalguywithbrainz: shutup whore. (slaps) bangmehardgirl: I am not a whore\! :( bangmehardgirl: so you gonna buy me something? *normalguywithbrainz has left the chat.

Author: ItGrindsGears http://imvu.urbanup.com/3906485

13. (IMVU) (19↑, 4↓)

A Chat program where users can create products, and create rooms where others can hang out in. most of imvu enjoys staying around "genres" [vampires], [furries], [emo], [scene] and the like. a popular and very frustrating roleplay that revolves almost every roleplay aspect of imvu is the kingdoms. kingdom rps take form in covens, family's, packs ect. noobs have select rooms they all join into, all of which are un-moderated, making them prime to continue their antics, plus they are unable to create their own rooms, so pretty easy to avoid with that. past the noob status there are worse things on the net, the annoying ones that cannot help but lie about how epic of a real life they have, it can be more annoying then having a noob constantly performing actions on your avatar. past that more so are the ones who are incredibly stuck up to the point that makes you wish in every fiber in your being you could smash your fist into your computer into said persons face. besides the nonsense, find the right people you enjoy being around, and imvu becomes very fun.

"example" imvu is based off instant messangers, expect it to run similar to this.

Author: ThatOneGuyWhoDidThatThing http://imvu.urbanup.com/4745884

14. (IMVU) (29↑, 15↓)

An acronym for Instant Messaging Virtual Universe. This term usually refers to a specific instant messaging client developed by IMVU inc. which was founded by Will Harvey. IMVU has been in public beta since April 2, 2004 and continues to prosper with 20 million registered users and 600,000 active users as of June 6, 2008. IMVU has the world's largest catalog of virtual goods with over 3 million items produced by over 100,000 content creators.

An example of an IMVU virtual chat: Person 1: hey there Person 2: hey Person 1: how are you? Person 2: im good Person 1: asl? ...

Author: Luhta http://imvu.urbanup.com/3963713

15. (imvu) (83↑, 71↓)

a site kinda like myspace but better wear u make an avatar and talk to people in 3d chat. a lot of losers who take think its real and think peoples avatars look like the person in real life.

imvu guy: hey. ur hot. wanna be my girlfriend girl: ok. ur hot too.

Author: sxc_em http://imvu.urbanup.com/2984355

16. (IMVU) (26↑, 16↓)

a website addressed as IMVU.com, where little 12 year old girls can fuck 48 year old men without knowing, kind of like Gaia online but better and poses

[IMVU]

Author: Kikipoofers00 http://imvu.urbanup.com/4883539

17. (imvu) (13↑, 12↓)

To get cheated, "indian giver" to have something taken back after you have bought it or it has been given to you. Due to IMVU`s constantly changing terms of service tens of thousands of virtual items that users have bought are being rerated as not suitable to be used on IMVU, and are being deleted from user accounts.

yo, you said you were going to sell me your ipod now you say you changed your mind and you want it back? Don`t IMVU me like this dude\! Your brother took back those shoes he gave you? Man, he IMVU`ed you BAD\!

Author: NBForrest http://imvu.urbanup.com/2777029

18. (IMVU) (24↑, 84↓)

An [amazingly awesome] and addicting [PC] game that requires to be [downloaded]. So far, it has given macs and laptops [viruses], but even on my 2001 PC can support this bitch. GO IMVU\!\! Also, it is really fun to play and requires a [credit card] if you would not like yo be a n00b. Add me, my user name is hatredLOVESme\! CAREFUL THOUGH THIS REALLY IS [ADDICTING]\! You get to make an avatar in 3D. Also it allows you to use foul language

Guest_emoposer56: lol u suck Guest_shakeyabootyrump565832p: hey hatrad is mi bitday n imvu well u gib me cradets? [hatredLOVESme]: Dude, please [spell] correctly and use correct grammar. Oh and no. I'm not a [fucking idiot]. Tell your [parents] to get a job and pay for your user name 9 year old [cunt].

Author: H A T E R \<3 B ii S H http://imvu.urbanup.com/3934817

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Last updated: 2012.02.29